How to Take Revenge on Your Landlord

If you're living on rent, and your landlord is mean and rude to you, then why don't you take revenge on him/her when your tenancy period is over? There are lots of interesting tricks which you can use against him. And don't worry about your security deposit because you'll be long gone with your money when your host realises what you've done.

When I'm saying to take revenge on your mean and greedy landlord, I don't mean to beat him, or to destroy his property. This won't be in your favour at all, and you might even go to jail. The revenge I'm talking about is quite smart and won't cost you anything. Here is a trick, which I learned during my career as an end of tenancy cleaning London specialist:

You need a shrimp, fish, or some other sea inhabitant. Clean the whole place, if you want you can hire a professional to freshen it up. It has to be absolutely spotless – no stains, no dirt, nothing suspicious. Hide the fish/shrimp in some kitchen cabinet or somewhere else, so that it can't be seen. You must leave the surprise right before you meet your host to receive your security deposit. He will check the place, you will move out, but the surprise will remain there until his next visit. It will start staling and smelling bad, and the whole place will be filled up with a terrible stench. Your landlord will have to use the services of move out cleaners London and will be charged as guilty for that.

You can find various other ways to take revenge on your landlord on the Internet, but I advise that you don't trust them all. Some of the ideas there, as to paint everything in the rented property in black, might send you in jail, and you probably don't want that.